Dr. Abbey Bartlett: I was hiking, Oliver, I was hiking. Are you really that much of an enemy of nature?
Oliver Babish: Nature is to be protected from. Nature, like a woman, will seduce you with its sights, its scents, and its touch, and then it breaks your ankle – also like a woman.
Dr. Abbey Bartlett: What the hell kind of dates are you going on Oliver?
-West Wing Season 3 Episode #306 Gone Quiet